Election day is here. The politics have been divisive. Tensions are running high. I have crafted a lighthearted blog post so that we can share a chuckle and have some fun. Laughter is good for the soul.
Here are 10 signs you are a mom:
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You ask other adults if they need to go potty.
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You can quote lines from multiple Disney movies.
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You keep baby wipes on your person at all times because, well, baby wipes can fix anything.
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When riding in the car with your adult friends, you check and make sure everyone’s buckled up.
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Loud burps and noxious poots no longer faze you.
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You get super pumped about Kids Eat Free nights and plan weekly dinners accordingly.
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You own 20+ t-shirts featuring the name of your kids’ schools.
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You hide in the bathroom or the closet so you can eat food without fear of the crumbsnatchers trying to take it from you.
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You sing the clean up song at the conclusion of the office holiday party.
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Your event planning skills are on point because you have planned a themed birthday party almost every year for every kid who belongs to you.
This is hilarious and so true! I am a party planning beast! I sang the clean up song after most events…church, office, home. 😂
Lol, Kym. So glad you enjoyed the post and that it resonated with you.