You Know You’re a Mom When

Election day is here. The politics have been divisive. Tensions are running high. I have crafted a lighthearted blog post so that we can share a chuckle and have some fun. Laughter is good for the soul.

Here are 10 signs you are a mom:

  1. You ask other adults if they need to go potty.
  2. You can quote lines from multiple Disney movies.
  3. You keep baby wipes on your person at all times because, well, baby wipes can fix anything.
  4. When riding in the car with your adult friends, you check and make sure everyone’s buckled up.
  5. Loud burps and noxious poots no longer faze you.
  6. You get super pumped about Kids Eat Free nights and plan weekly dinners accordingly.
  7. You own 20+ t-shirts featuring the name of your kids’ schools.
  8. You hide in the bathroom or the closet so you can eat food without fear of the crumbsnatchers trying to take it from you.
  9. You sing the clean up song at the conclusion of the office holiday party.
  10. Your event planning skills are on point because you have planned a themed birthday party almost every year for every kid who belongs to you.

2 thoughts on “You Know You’re a Mom When

  1. This is hilarious and so true! I am a party planning beast! I sang the clean up song after most events…church, office, home. 😂

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